Baked some iPhone cookies to trick cops into pulling me over, then I just take a bite and ask if cookies are against the law.
i either finish a video game in two days or in three and a half years there is no in between
How to properly Love someone:
1. Buy them pizza
2. Touch their butt
This city is afraid of me. I have seen its true face. The streets are extended gutters and the gutters are full of blood and when the drains finally scab over, all the vermin will drown. The accumulated filth of all their sex and murder will foam up about their waists and all the whores and politicians will look up and shout “Save us!”… and I’ll whisper “no.”
I’M SO FUCKED UP
Harry Potter as a teen comedy.
OH MY GOD